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The School of Hard Slots

Top-tier spins. Alumni-level swagger.

I stream as OneTimePlease on Kick. Watch the runs, join the alumni list, and grab the official merch.

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Official Alumni Merch

Varsity tees, hoodies, caps. Enrollment never closes.

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Catch @OneTimePlease in the wild. Mute at work. Or don’t, be a rebel.

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The Crest

Built for prestige and petty flexing. Knowledge, luck, and the occasional max bet — verified alumni energy.

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Alumni Merch

Wear your major with pride. Mine was Bankroll Management.

U of S Varsity Tee — Black

U of S Varsity Tee

Rep your degree in winning. Premium cotton, classic lettering.

$29 Buy
University of Slots Tee — Lifestyle

University of Slots Tee

Clean streetwear energy with alumni credentials.

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Spin City Bubble-Free Sticker

Spin City Bubble-Free Sticker

High-opacity vinyl with bubble-free application.

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Stream Vibes

The OTP playlist. Good spins require good sound.

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Early drops, discount codes, and occasional bragging rights.

  • • 10% off your first merch order
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  • • Giveaways for honor roll students

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